In my own words · Portland, ME
Why I love germs

- They are alive and they are everywhere.
- Most of them are not out to get me.
- Washing hands actually works, and there is a reason.
You can love germs in Portland.
What it really is
Germs are living things too small to see, and most are harmless or helpful.
Three things to try today
- Wash one hand properly and leave the other.
- Find out how long twenty seconds feels.
- Find out why soap works.

For the grown-up reading this
A child in Portland, ME who loves germs is not unusual. A child in Portland, ME who is told that loving germs is unusual — that is the problem. The Portland–South Portland, ME metro area has about 577,635 residents, ranking 102nd in the country.
Soap breaks the fat layer around many microbes. It is chemistry, not magic.
If the kid who loves this is a girl
Read what one popular teacher said to one little girl who took out the classroom trash without being asked — and what that girl did with the rest of her life.
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