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In my own words · Grand Forks, ND

Why I love germs

Astronaut Ricky Arnold processes swab samples of microbes collected from space station surfaces at a work station. Real NASA photograph used on the Ellis Abel Learns "Why I Love Germs" page — read by families in Grand Forks, ND.
Astronaut Ricky Arnold processes swab samples of microbes collected from space station surfaces at a work station. NASA · Public domain
  • They are alive and they are everywhere.
  • Most of them are not out to get me.
  • Washing hands actually works, and there is a reason.

You can love germs in Grand Forks.

What it really is

Germs are living things too small to see, and most are harmless or helpful.

Three things to try today

  1. Wash one hand properly and leave the other.
  2. Find out how long twenty seconds feels.
  3. Find out why soap works.
Astronaut Ricky Arnold processes swab samples of microbes collected from space station surfaces at a work station. Real NASA photograph used on the Ellis Abel Learns "Why I Love Germs" page — read by families in Grand Forks, ND.
Astronaut Ricky Arnold processes swab samples of microbes collected from space station surfaces at a work station. NASA · Public domain

For the grown-up reading this

A child in Grand Forks, ND who loves germs is not unusual. A child in Grand Forks, ND who is told that loving germs is unusual — that is the problem. The Grand Forks, ND-MN metro area has about 105,046 residents, ranking 353rd in the country.

Soap breaks the fat layer around many microbes. It is chemistry, not magic.

If the kid who loves this is a girl

Read what one popular teacher said to one little girl who took out the classroom trash without being asked — and what that girl did with the rest of her life.

Girls are great at math — Grand Forks, ND →

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